readingwench:

jessiphia:

Also, fun fact: being nice to someone you hate does NOT make you two faced

it makes you a mature adult who knows when to pick their battles and when to just let it go and tolerate someone for their shitty personality. 

if you think otherwise grow up

SO MANY PEOPLE TO SHOW THIS TO IT ACTUALLY HURTS ME

nathanthenerd:

creepturtle:

feefeeri:

that-snowflake-sure-is-special:

Here’s a new entry for my list of reasons why I love Gordon Ramsay.

Gordon

Ramsay

gordon ramsay’s cook-along blog

I am howling with laughter.

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fishingboatproceeds:

#sass

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chemicaldarkshine:

hardestcopy:

bijou1986:

A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.

About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”

He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:

Hey Mom
I’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Your Son.

A couple days later he got a response from his mother:

Dear Son,
I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.
When are the two of you coming for dinner?
Love,
Mom

BEST MOM

I’m crYING

foxnewsofficial:

top tip: if no one sees what clothes you are wearing you can wear them tomorrow too

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hypnotizedbyallyouare:

More Keyblade Master Kairi doodles because yes ovo

Threw a TLOK quote in there too between her and Lea (and Riku too I guess idk) because I feel like they’d be sarcastic dorks to each other, and basically become bros

If they don’t get to train together in future KH installments so help me I’ll fLIP EVERY TABLE WITHIN A 50 MILE RADIUS

siggymcpissyface:

zumbadorcito:

step-on-a-lego-and-cry:

zacklloyd:

xstayfocused:

miss-afro-ninja:

she doesnt even know it yet…

Oh fucking christ

I can’t be the only one who heard the Jaws Theme in their head while looking at this.

I hope her foots ok

sometimenever:

#thanks man

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