armadillo:

Im buysexual, you buy me food, i become sexual

best-absolute-porn:

db5k:

underthesame-w:

gollumpanties:

THIS WILL NEVER NOT BE FUNNY

Jaejoong is not impressed.


Jaejoong done with your shit Shinee.

best-absolute-porn:

db5k:

underthesame-w:

gollumpanties:

THIS WILL NEVER NOT BE FUNNY

Jaejoong is not impressed.

Jaejoong done with your shit Shinee.

lolminoot:

never trust anyone that puts noses in their smiley faces.

capslockapocalypse:

myrandaroyces:

nick fury has got his arms around natasha like she’s the mother of his child and tony stark is that child and they’ve just heard the news about what tony did at school today and they don’t know how to best discipline him or how they manged to raise such a failure of a child

is that not the plot of iron man 2

capslockapocalypse:

myrandaroyces:

nick fury has got his arms around natasha like she’s the mother of his child and tony stark is that child and they’ve just heard the news about what tony did at school today and they don’t know how to best discipline him or how they manged to raise such a failure of a child

is that not the plot of iron man 2

fairyfoolishness:

i find it unsettling that this is a gif set

wigwams:

when you’re too full but the food is so good you just keep eating it

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[accidentally cares more about tv shows and fictional characters than education and academic success]

mttyshealy:

LETS PLAY THE “TYPE THESE WORDS IN YOU R TAG BOX AND POST THE FIRST AUTOMATIC TAG THAT COMES UP” GAME: DIRTY WORD ADDITION OK

  • fuck
  • shit
  • dick
  • no
  • hell
  • sex
  • damn

I love these new "type these words into your tags box and post the first tag that automatically pops up" thingies, so fun. Let’s do another one:

  • can’t
  • don’t
  • first
  • help
  • please
  • one
  • my
  • will
  • stop
  • get
  • honestly
  • I’m

jamieaiken919:

lilyhatesjazzhands:

shutupaubrey:

team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”

team “I wore this yesterday but I wore it under a jacket so I can wear it again, no one will know”

team “I’m going to wear these jeans until I spill something noticeable on them”

officialfrenchtoast:

probably the reason why im still single is because i didnt forward those chain messages when i was 13 yrs old

mondoreos:

*sees a new character that is attractive*

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Did you know the muses in Hercules have names?
Calliope, Thalia
Melpomene, Clio, and Terpsichore. (inspired by x)

axon-axoff:

ookami-pokemon:

gerardkingofhell:

softroot:

Sometimes i forget scallops swim like this its hilarious

I THOUGHT THAT ONLY HAPPENED ON SPONGEBOB

THAT IS BEAUTIFUL

I thought this might be a stop action animation, but they really do that!!

axon-axoff:

ookami-pokemon:

gerardkingofhell:

softroot:

Sometimes i forget scallops swim like this its hilarious

I THOUGHT THAT ONLY HAPPENED ON SPONGEBOB

THAT IS BEAUTIFUL

I thought this might be a stop action animation, but they really do that!!

shitshilarious:

"whats for dinner mom?"
“A vase of spaghetti and milk in a floral glass”

shitshilarious:

"whats for dinner mom?"

A vase of spaghetti and milk in a floral glass

thewicked-eternity